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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
I think I'll call it...Brain Barf... 
22nd-Jun-2004 08:56 pm
Sittin here passin the time, watchin the ballgame, waiting for my dad to get offline so's I can sign on, so I figured i'd write a little ramblin somethin somethin...because surely i can't play Bejeweled ALL the time!

Nothing happened today, i hate only being scheduled to work weekends, cause it means my paycheck two weeks from now's gonna be, like, 50 bucks, unless I do some serious workin next week.

Today I'm happy to announce that I woke up at eleven, as opposed to waking up at 3 in the afternoon like i did yesterday. Nothing fucks up a good sleep schedule like sleeping wayyyyy too long.

Still pathetically single, still not really looking, though this guy Josh from my bowling league swears he's gonna break me out of my shell and hook me up with someone. I like him, he's a genuinely nice guy, and I like that about people.

Speaking of Bowling, I put together a 118, 185, 222 series Sunday night, so go me! 222 is my best score ever, but it doesn't really count since we play 9-pin No Tap, which means that if you get nine pins down on your first ball it counts as a strike. So while I'm certainly proud of my 222, it doesn't count for much, in the same way that the 300 game that chris bowled doesn't count cause he had one no-tap in there.

Rob Van Dam is the World's Heavyweight Champion of my WWE Action Figure federation. We held a tournament this afternoon featuring John Cena, Bret Hart, Triple H, Chris Jericho, Eddie Guerrero, Kurt Angle, RVD and The Hurricane, and RVD came out on top. Yes...this is what my afternoon consisted of. Tomorrow, if I get bored enough, we'll be holding the Intercontinental Title Tournament. Updates as they happen.

One of my birthday presents came in the mail yesterday in a plain, white, somewhat flat envelope. I can't for the life of me figure out what it might be...and i've got 15 days to figure it out!

That's right, folks, my birthday's 15 days away...two weeks tomorrow...whadja get me? Is it cash? I hope it's cash!

One week from now, June 29th, it'll have been an entire year that i've been single, and an entire year since i've had any sort of romantic contact with anyone of the female gender. Am I happy about this? Not particularly. Has it been one of the most incredible years of my life? Absolutely. This was a year of self-discovery, self-invention, self-exploration, and I'm thankful for every minute. Becoming single was one of the best things that could have happened to me, and I'd like to thank everyone who's listened to me bitch, whine, moan and complain over the past year, as well as those of you who've listened to me beat the crap out of myself and continually offered your support and well-wishes. It really means a lot to me to have friends like you guys, and it really means a lot to know that there are people out there who actually give a damn about little ole me. Thanks...thanks a million.

I'm saving money for another trip to Illinois, I swear to god I am...I just need to buy food and gas and WWE action figures so gimme a break! If the national average gas price ever gets back below a buck fifty a gallon i might even drive out there myself! It'd be cheaper than an airplane and more comfortable than a bus!

I love my job, thank you. I may only make seven bucks an hour, but I make seven bucks an hour to drive remote-controlled vehicles around the store. What, you make ten bucks an hour to sit at a DESK! SUCKER!!!

Note: The above was not directed at anyone in particular, it was a general statement of...something or other

Did I mention I bowled a 222?

Anybody wanna buy me Family Guy volume 2 or MST3K volume 5 on DVD for my birthday? Anybody?

I swear to god I'll give Liz Battle back her ten freakin bucks...once I HAVE ten freakin bucks!

All I need from Classic Superstars Series 2 are Mankind and Dude Love, and Dude Love is a randomly packaged Limited Edition figure...so I might be fucked.

I would like to thank joekickass for directing my attention to that Rumble Roses game. It makes me happy...that is all.

I'd like to bring this to everyone's attention: If you're of the female gender, and we're chatting, and I tell you how I feel about you, and it puts you in a positive light, please don't think I'm flirting, cause I'm not doing it intentionally. I merely don't like bullshit, that is all.

Is my dad STILL online?

Yes, yes he is, goddamned dial-up crap...

I am 21-years old, almost 22, and goddamnit, I fuckin love Legos. Is there something wrong with that? All the boxes say "6+" or "7+" but fuck them, man, they don't say how MUCH +! 15+ is still +!

So...who wants to sleep with me? :P

My cat snores...I just thought I'd bring this to your attention.

My dear friend Nikki (nikkichicken) has formed a band with her brother. She's a very good singer, and he's a very good guitarerer...when you hear "Fretening"'s first single on the radio, remember these words :)

On the rare occasion I go to the beach...I don't go to the beach for the beach, I go to the beach for the shit across the street from the beach! I'm not payin 25 cents each ten minutes to get sand up my ass, in fact, I HATE the Beach part of the beach! I've never liked the beach! I'm not a beach-type person. I live for the shit across the street from the beach, because you will see the greatest dichotomy of new hampshire white trash EVER across the street from Hampton Beach. From the Hot Skanks in the .5-piece to the "plus-sized" girls who THINK they're the Hot Skanks, from the fat hairy guys in the two-sizes-too-small Harley Davidson t-shirts to the whitey mcwhiterson white boys in their backwards yankees caps OVER the doo-rag and their three-sizes-too-big shirts and pants. OH, and the Timbs, can't forget those muthafuckinTimbs. I find the people at Hampton Beach to be...hysterical.

Would someone please tell Mike that I'm not a "Fat, Bald Fuck"? Sure, I'll be the first to admit that I've got some extra poundage, but I'm not fat. Chris Farley was Fat, Mike McShane is fat, Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and Ralphie May are fat. I've got a pudge, and I like my pudge, thank you very much, it almost balances out the hugeness of my head, which DOES have hair on it, might I add. Not much, I like to keep my hair short, but it's there! Now the "Fuck" part...as it stands right now, there is no "Fuck" AAAAAaaaaanywhere around me. So I BELIEVE I may have disproved the theory.

Is he STILL online?!?

Ooh, a dial tone!

And here he be, good, I can sign on now!

Why yes, this IS a random assortment of the nonsense and gibberish that runs through my head on a regular basis, why do you ask?

This is NOT, however, an accurate representation of the random crap that floats through my head, mainly because i've only talked about sex three times so far...take that for what you will!

Hmm...I think I might be done...

PS-I LOVE this Mood Icon, it's the first time I've used it, and it's great!
22nd-Jun-2004 06:16 pm (UTC)
Wooooooooooooo! Happy ((early)) Birthday! And you're welcome for having your attetion brought to Rumble Roses. That game will pwn me. And you, too, I gather.

DUDE, I hate the beach, too! But it's more because of the whole "I refuse to go shirtless for anyone" issue. Alas, my dear Megan has twisted my arm in accompanying her to future beach trips.

I used to be fat. Well, I still kinda am, but we're talking fatass fat, here. I refuse to show anyone pictures of me in my "early days" because wow. I was a travesty upon the world.

I like grapes. *_*
22nd-Jun-2004 07:31 pm (UTC)
if it's as...interesting...as it looks, then it will pwn me for sure

you heihachi-havin muthafucka
22nd-Jun-2004 07:20 pm (UTC)
1. Happy early birfday :]

2. Thanks for loving Fretening as much as we do. Embrace the hate...er...insanity....¬.¬

3. I highly enjoy the shit across from the beach, too.
22nd-Jun-2004 07:33 pm (UTC)
yay, shifty-eyed insanity!
22nd-Jun-2004 07:56 pm (UTC)
Whoot whoot! You are such a dork! *Gasp* Look! Your icon says so! :) hehe. Adam, you kick ass. Thanks for keeping me sane, especially lately! *hugs* You're an awesome friend!
22nd-Jun-2004 08:36 pm (UTC)
i do my best, and i certainly could say the same about you!

BFFL! *titter*

oy vay
23rd-Jun-2004 05:00 am (UTC)
Happy Early B-day

Buck 50? quit ur bitchin'! it's 2.05 in jersey right now and that's at the cheap places!! '=oP
23rd-Jun-2004 08:05 pm (UTC)
Oh trust me, it's still hovering around $1.90-$2 around here, I'm saying that when it gets BACK down under a buck fifty
24th-Jun-2004 04:51 pm (UTC)
...which will probably happen 1/4 to never!
24th-Jun-2004 05:42 pm (UTC)
nah, give it til half-past never, then we'll see
24th-Jun-2004 05:59 pm (UTC)
lol... ok.
23rd-Jun-2004 05:02 am (UTC)
I'd like that Classic Superstars series a lot better if it had some better wrestlers in it. I mean, the ones they've chosen so far are fine (the Ric Flair one kicks all kinds of ass...and how many people realize that Undertaker figure is actually the one they had planned for the never-issued "Then and Now" 2 pack sets?), but really, my jaw would be dropping a lot more if we saw, say, Superstar Billy Graham, Bruno Sammartino, Grand Wizard, or Bob Backlund. Not just the guys who have never pissed off Vince.
23rd-Jun-2004 08:08 pm (UTC)
oh I fully agree, but I like the ones they've put out, too.

The Ric Flair figure is probably my absolute favorite figure that I've got, but I love the Sgt. Slaughter figure. Also, from the first set, the Ultimate Warrior figure was great, too.

As for being guys who've never pissed off Vince...how do you explain the Bret Hart figure from Series 1, and the Bret Hart repaint that's being released in Series 3? ;)
23rd-Jun-2004 07:09 am (UTC)
that was........ l o n g ....
and no, youre not fat and bald.
and yes.. you do draw boobies and vaginas on yahoo doodle chat...
and im not wishin you a happy b-day until yer bday.
23rd-Jun-2004 08:13 pm (UTC)
i drew no vaginas!!!

i did draw boobies...YAY BOOBIES!!
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