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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
As an addendum to the last post 
30th-Jul-2004 08:56 pm
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Here's three fashion tips:

Number One: If your thighs are wider than your head, do NOT...I repeat...Do...NOT...wear spandex bicycle shorts...ESPECIALLY if your ass is three times as wide as your head

Number Two: If you are seventy years old and have bat-wings...do NOT..I repeat...Do...NOT...wear spaghetti straps! It looks AWFUL

Number Three: If you are over thirty years of age and have children you do NOT...I repeat...Do...NOT...belong in a mesh ANYTHING. And tell me, please, what is the point of a mesh hoodie? It's full of holes it's not gonna keep anything in or out!

that is all
Comments 
2nd-Aug-2004 04:04 pm (UTC) - let me add to the insanity..
what about all the nasty men us women gotta look at??

1- if you are a male of AVERAGE height, and weigh over 220 lbs- DO NOT wear tank tops or other shirts that may portray your fat arms as muscle.

2- if you are a man under 35, and are balding, WEAR a fucking hat. period.

3- if your gutt looks anything like your 8 month pregnant sisters gutt- wear a shirt that will STAY tucked in so we dont have to watch it slide out whenever you MOVE, and try a tighter fitting belt to keep yer boxy, shapeless, little ass covered up.

4- if the last ass you got was over a year ago, dont talk about how badly you are wanted by hot bitches and how great you are in bed.

thank you.

haaaa. i win.
=:D
2nd-Aug-2004 05:40 pm (UTC) - Re: let me add to the insanity..
wait, is that last one directed at ME?!? :P
7th-Aug-2004 05:09 pm (UTC)
Good lord... I second that...
For the BOTH of you.
Excellent debate points on both sides, and I'd like to add one or two of my own

1. Old(er), Hairy, saggy men need to button their shirts (or rather, NEVER unbutton them.) No one wants to see that.
2. No matter how old you are, no matter your gender, NEVER wear shirts that are seven sizes too small. First of all, you're probably cutting off circulation, and Second, For the chubby little hoochy mamas, no one wants to see your rolls.
3. If your chest, leg and/or back hair is dense enough to house primitive life forms, there's something wrong with you. And furthermore, said jungle is not wanted to be seen peeking out of your damn V-neck or A shirt. Get the picture?

Okay, so I had three...
7th-Aug-2004 06:02 pm (UTC)
three's acceptable :)
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