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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
So... 
10th-Aug-2004 06:50 pm
Satchel by BrainySmurf
Some quick and easy steps to a better life (steps to be added as i think of them):

Step 1: Clean out your car

Step 1, check!

Yes, that's right, people, the inside of my car is now clean! Big ups to K-Dawg for doing the majority of the cleaning (most of that shit was his anyways, from when i was driving him everywhere and living at his house), then i bought him dinner, took him home, went to cumby's and vaccuumed that mofucka out. I even put the floormats down, fuckin go me.

The finale of Last Comic Standing is tonight 8p on NBC, I urge everyone to watch and then vote for whomever you think is best, (I'm not gonna be one of those people that says, "OMGz0rz, you MUST vote for this person because he's SOOO hawt and SOOO funny, and he's OBVIOUSLY the best, and you've GOTTA vote, or i won't be your friend, fuck that shit, make up your own mind.) in MY mind, the best guy left is John Heffron, who I've been rooting for since the beginning, but yous guys can pick whomever you'd like.

In closing, chickenfarts
Comments 
10th-Aug-2004 03:58 pm (UTC)
Heffron!
10th-Aug-2004 05:00 pm (UTC)
indeed, votin for the heffer
10th-Aug-2004 03:59 pm (UTC)
NO! That's a lie... don't vote for "whoever!!" it's heffron or die, dammit!!!! and no, not cuz he's "hawt" (although he is a qt).... vote cuz he's got talent!!! he's like the friggin' ADD comedian!!!

HEFFRON OR I SHOOT U!!

(that's my slogan!)
10th-Aug-2004 04:59 pm (UTC)
that little dance thing he did last week when talking about the girls at the club...THAT was hawtt
10th-Aug-2004 05:03 pm (UTC)
o hellz yeah!! i started humpin' the tv.
11th-Aug-2004 06:53 am (UTC)
I wanna clean someone's car out! I could wear my lowriders, and feel all hot when I bend over to pick somethin' up off the floor. LOL! And I should watch that show sometime. Have a lovely, wonderful, fantasical, beautiful, and all those other words that end in fal, ful, and ly day!

Shane
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