Goooooooooooood evening everyone! Dad's on the line and you know what that means! THAT'S RIGHT! It's time for a special HOLIDAY edition of...BRAIN BARF!!!
OK, maybe not Special Holiday Edition, but damnit, Thanksgivin's comin up for my American brethren, and it's my journal, I'll do what the fuck I want with it!
So, let's see, here we go. The past couple of days I've been rather puzzled...some of you know why, the rest of you...ehhhhh don't worry about it.
In other news! I am a terrible flirter! Also in the "This Just In" Bin...Ronald Reagan has Died, Courtney Love is a drugged up ho-bag, and the cast and crew of Seinfeld have decided not to continue the show after this season...
Hey...Dad wasn't doin as much as I thought, so you all are spared. I shall close with this, however:
I do not consider "Fuck you, yes it does." a rescindable offer.
I'm outta here!