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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
This is a list... 
5th-Dec-2004 10:08 pm
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of things...



I hate Old Navy, and I hate their commercials. For the love of all that is holy will SOMEONE please SHUT those bastards up...

I hate, speaking of commercials, the new Verizon commercial where the mother switches the tags on the presents, so she's giving the phones and the dad's giving the ugly sweaters...i HATE that ad...stupid selfish prat of a mother...

I hate getting the feeling that people are still holding a grudge. Every time I see James or Goofy I get it in my head that the two of them still don't like me because of what happened with DJ...

I hate girls who don't get the fact that I don't want shit to do with them anymore...

I hate thinking of the perfect thing to say about 20 seconds too late...

I hate not being able to tell people how i feel about them without getting extremely insecure that they're going to react in the wrong way...

I hate black, female stand-up comics...cause they're not funny...

I hate, in that same vein, stand-up comics who don't tell jokes...political commentary disguised as a humorous monologue is not comedy

I hate, continuing, anyone who doesn't like the following: Stephen Lynch, Mitch Hedburg, George Carlin, Cheese, Chicken, Boobs, the color green, the letter X, the number 12, The Daily Show, geeks, dorks, dweebs, twerps or twinkies...

I hate having people who LIKE me live far away, and not having anyone who likes me live close...the ratio's, like, 4-5:1 at this point...

I hate selfishness, in all forms, mostly though, the whole "Give and Get" standard prevalent in a lot of girls' minds nowadays...y'know, the whole, "I'm not goin down on YOU unless you go down on ME! And if you DON'T!? Well, you can just FORGET it!" What ever happened to doing something, ANYTHING, just because you wanted to...with no obligation for a return favor whatsoever? What happened to that? Where did that go?

I hate people who don't appreciate the fact that while i may be physically 22...i ENJOY being mentally 16. I don't want to grow up right now, and y'know why? Adulthood SUCKS! I'm paying student loans, and that's about as adult as I want to get at this point in my life right now! (Yes, I realize the redundancy there)

I hate when LiveJournal goes retarded

I hate sleeping alone...

I hate pretty much ALL of Fox's reality shows...

I hate not having friends I can have sex with...

I hate knowing that when I get to my uncle's house on christmas, there aren't gonna be any presents waiting for me, because i'm "too old"...too...old...for christmas...bah

I hate journal posts that are nothing but huge long lists of whining, bitching and moaning...

If I think of any more i'll let you know
Comments 
5th-Dec-2004 08:58 pm (UTC)
*claps* Yaaaaay, I hate all that stuff too! And MORE! Let's hear it for bitterness!! *does the "I'm a bitter prick" dance*
5th-Dec-2004 09:00 pm (UTC)
indeeeeeeeed, smithers
6th-Dec-2004 05:52 am (UTC)
i agree 99%.
we can swap the nasty ass twinkies for funny bones.
6th-Dec-2004 01:15 pm (UTC)
nah, just add funny bones to the end, twinkies are awesome :)
6th-Dec-2004 08:10 am (UTC)
1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 11 and the rest...

A fucking men. And if those Old Navy commercials don't stop soon, I'm going to axe my tv.

You deserve a reward! Of... some sort!
6th-Dec-2004 01:19 pm (UTC)
oooooh, a rewarrrrrrrd
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