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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Well well well... 
17th-Jan-2005 02:30 am
Homestar
Y'know what I like...i like when i finally get myself together enough to tell someone how i feel about them...and no one dies! It's a good thing :)

I also like throwing a 388 series...that's good for me

I also like telling asshole customers off :)

This guy comes in to the store last night, well, saturday night. He's looking at the massagers, I ask him if there's something I can help him with, he says no, i walk on.

He finishes his shopping and brings the massager up to the counter to check out. I ask about the DVD set, he says no, i ask about the passport, he says no, i begin my passport spiel. Usually it goes like this: "Well, it's completely free, you get one of these little tags, and every $150 you spend we send you a ten dollar certificate in the mail!" I get to the t- sound in "tag" when he huffs and says, "I just want to pay and get out of here."

I smirk, subtly

He pays with his credit card and, since he's in such a BIGHUGEHURRY he scrawls his signature on the reciept. I ask for ID

"What?"

"Do you have an ID?"

He gives me his license, i check, he huffs again and asks, "What was that for?"

I said, "Well it didn't quite match, I checked for your safety."

He says, "Was it that, or was it an attitude?" (Words cannot convey the snottiness with which these words were spoken)

I stand, having slid the reciept into the drawer and laugh, look him directly in the face and say "They don't pay me enough to have an attitude..."

I then ducked below the counter to avoid laughing in his face.

That was a good time, i thought...

and now that I've bored you all to tears with my godawful work story...goodnight :)
Comments 
17th-Jan-2005 09:00 am (UTC)
stupid assholes....wphja am idrunk...... yeah, bjut i miss you guys!!!!!
17th-Jan-2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
oh courtney...
18th-Jan-2005 01:29 am (UTC)
hehehe, it was a good night :) thank god for being back at college. I really do miss you guys though...
18th-Jan-2005 01:46 am (UTC)
heh...you crazy kids
19th-Jan-2005 03:03 pm (UTC)
yeah, yeah, that's me
17th-Jan-2005 10:38 pm (UTC)
unrelated, but i don't want to forget to ask... do u have an MP3 of beautiful soul? u sent me a wma, which doesn't really help me. '=oP

lemme know please! thanx!!
17th-Jan-2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
that's the one i have...sorry
18th-Jan-2005 12:02 am (UTC)
otay... that's what i figured.... just thought i'd try.

bummer
18th-Jan-2005 12:46 am (UTC)
you go girl
18th-Jan-2005 01:45 am (UTC)
your icon is disturbing, butthead
21st-Jan-2005 07:09 am (UTC)
you badass hehehehehehehe :)
22nd-Jan-2005 12:51 am (UTC)
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn right :)
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