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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
I met a possum! 
14th-Jun-2005 03:20 am
Word order is a very important thing..."Holy shit I want to fuck!" means something very different than "Holy fuck I want to shit!" So make sure you get that right...

Why no...I'm not screwed in the head! What would ever make you assume such a thing?

It's hot...and moist...it's very moist

I miss you like crazy...every day you're not around i miss you even more...

I gotta stop falling for people I can't have...it's wreaking havoc on my brain...


My cat is pulling his own hair out in clumps...the fuck?!


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