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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
I begged you not to go, I begged you, I pleaded, claimed you as my only hope, and watched the door as you retreated 
22nd-Jun-2005 01:32 am
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Y'know what I love? Cooking. Y'know what I love more than cooking? Eating what I COOK, dammit!

Y'know what I hate? Big nasty fuck wasps...but the cat don't know no bettah, so's I gotsta squoosh 'em in a wad of kleenex.

If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady, and I hit you with a hammer, would you think I was crazy?

THERE IS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RULE SIX!

I love how the whole "No Late Fees" thing at Blockbuster is technically bullshit, cause after a week, I think it is, they charge your account a certain amount of money to "sell" the DVD to you, and then another $1.25 as a "restocking fee". But I guess if you don't actually CALL them "Late Fees" then...you're free to claim whatever you want...

Forgot to mention this the other day: I got turned down for a credit card! AAA sent me a thing in the mail about a card they're offering, it had a lower APR than my Capital One card, and it had a gas rebate option. So I was all ready to switch! But I got declined...oh well

"Y'know what Froot Loops are? They're like gay cheerios!" I love Conan O'Brien...

I LOVE THE WALKER, TEXAS RANGER LEVER!

It's so weird to think that Kirby is 13 hours ahead of me now...the math makes my head hurt...

I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just gonna ask 'em where they're goin and catch up with 'em later!
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22nd-Jun-2005 03:02 pm (UTC)
I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just gonna ask 'em where they're goin and catch up with 'em later!

Now that is smart. I'll tell mine to leave a forwarding address.
22nd-Jun-2005 05:37 pm (UTC)
kirby was your pet turtle?
where the fuck are you anyways assface
23rd-Jun-2005 01:14 am (UTC)
BZORT!
22nd-Jun-2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
Rule 7: No poofters.

I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just gonna ask 'em where they're goin and catch up with 'em later!

I told you not to take the blue pills with the pink pills... but you didn't listen, did you.
23rd-Jun-2005 01:20 am (UTC)
but i liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike the pink pills!
23rd-Jun-2005 05:01 am (UTC)
but you can't take them with the blue, silly Gila monster!!! It just makes the wuzzlies all woogly and the zorglies all zergly and the MooOOosebrOwnfortysevenwheeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!!!!
23rd-Jun-2005 05:22 am (UTC)
*atavan*
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