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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
An ultra-violent outside with a secret sexy center? It's like an anti-family Mallomar! 
20th-Jul-2005 03:12 am
Satchel by BrainySmurf
So I had my interview...I hope it went well...I hope, hope, hope it went well...I need another job...I'll here by the end of the week, assumedly, if I got the job. He said he had two jobs open, a part and a full, if I can get the full, forget about it, I'd be made...

It is far...far too hot..."Ooh," you're saying, "It's not the heat it's the humidity!" Well shaddup, I say, cause I feel heat...it's too hot...

i love Stella...such a good show

I also love The Daily Show. "What's a dickfer?"

mmmmmmm, few things in life are better than angel food cake and whipped cream from a can...yessiree bob...

So, after I finish the soda in the hall, that's it...no more soda...i am giving it up!

heehee, flirting like mad...how i love it...let's just hope this one doesn't think I'm coming on too strong... ;D

Patton Oswalt is on conan, and they're joking about porn, and saying "boobie.com" (or booby, depending on your spelling preferences), and they're bleeping "dot com"! The frankenberry fuck?! So now we're bleeping the u in fuck, the i in shit, the hole in asshole...and boobie.com...*headdeskheaddeskheaddeskfloor*

3 o'clock...that means bed...probably...
Comments 
20th-Jul-2005 07:30 am (UTC)
Haha, you say 'soda'. Crazy American.

Patton Oswalt is a funny, funny man.

XP
20th-Jul-2005 03:55 pm (UTC)
so what do the weirdo canadians call it?
20th-Jul-2005 05:04 pm (UTC)
i was trying to figure out what they were bleeping! it seemed absurd that they were repeating a bad enough word so often...but it was .com?! Ridiculous.
20th-Jul-2005 05:26 pm (UTC)
boobie.com...
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