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WTF is a Hollaback Girl? 
17th-Aug-2005 03:10 am
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What a day...I decided that it was perfect haircut weather, so I grabbed my dad's clippers and headed outside to shave my head...cause that's what I do. I'm in the backyard doin it up, and I hear my parents leave, all well and good, they had a rehearsal to go to or somethin. The batteries in the clippers and up dying, so I head back inside to switch to my razor...aaaaaaaaand the door is locked...my mother locked me out of the house... I had to go through Gerry's and up the cobwebby front stairs we never use to get back upstairs...pain in the ass.

What is it about Macaroni and Cheese and hotdogs that make them go so well together? I don't get it, but it's good...

I am so glad thursday's payday...i am so broke. I need gas, too...20 bucks down the drain there. I never spend more than 20 dollars at a time on gas, cause that's freggin' ridiculous...

My dad's home on vacation for the next two weeks...hooray...

So, I had a Chicken Fry...they're...surprisingly edible...I'll put it that way. The thing is, they have a Chicken Fries Value Meal...let that sink in...you get 9 chicken fries (Yeah, nine...apparently ten is just too hardcore for you), AND an order of french fries...Kirby was definitely complaining of chest pains after that one...

So, Sean Combs has changed his name once again...that's right, Sean "Puffy/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy" Combs is now to be known as... *Drumroll* ... "Diddy"...yyyyyyyyyyyyeah...when asked why he said, and this is a direct quote, "The P was getting between me and my fans." Sure thing, Piddly, sure thing. What's next, "Call me 'Dih'"?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAZ! nimbthegreat Rock on, Cazman!

OK, that's it...
Comments 
17th-Aug-2005 09:27 am (UTC)
So, I had a Chicken Fry...they're...surprisingly edible.

Are you a Coq Roq fan?
17th-Aug-2005 04:16 pm (UTC)
perhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps
17th-Aug-2005 10:52 am (UTC)
WTF is a Hollaback Girl?


A Hollaback Girl is a girl that you would call for a booty call. A friend that you can call up, for no-strings attached sex.
17th-Aug-2005 04:17 pm (UTC)
well fuck, i need one of those!
17th-Aug-2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
well good luck with Gwen. She claims she aint one.
17th-Aug-2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
eurgh...eww...just eww...
17th-Aug-2005 11:58 am (UTC)
thankx adam :-)
17th-Aug-2005 04:18 pm (UTC)
wrrd up, brotha :)
17th-Aug-2005 12:59 pm (UTC)
o_O omg, mac and cheese with weiners is disgusting..




XD
17th-Aug-2005 04:20 pm (UTC)
nono...delicious...you're close! ;)
17th-Aug-2005 05:02 pm (UTC)
It's called... take a set of keys with you. I never know when one of the mooks living here is going to end up locking me out... O_o

ellunea is right, that's disgusting... you're disgusting. :-P

So, when you went to get your chicken fries, did that awful, shouty rooster-man give you them while yelling "BOB YO' HEEEYYYAADDD!!!"? If not, then BK needs to be sued for false advertisement. When I'm presented with a commercial of an awful, shouty rooster-man offering me chicken fries, I expect to be able to go to the restaurant and be handed the chicken fries by said awful, shouty rooster-man.

Combs needs to just... lie down somewheres... and not...do...anything... for about 15 years. Same with Rob Zombie.
17th-Aug-2005 06:38 pm (UTC)
I didn't expect to need a set of keys when I was shaving my head considering my car was in the DRIVEWAY at the time!

Oh what do you know? Nothin!

No, no shouty rooster man...file your paperwork

Amen
17th-Aug-2005 05:20 pm (UTC)
Do you mean a full hot dog on a bun, or macaroni & cheese with little hot dog chunks cut up into it?

You shave your head...I always meant to ask you: do you look like your LiveJournal avatar pic in real-life?
17th-Aug-2005 06:39 pm (UTC)
hot dog pieces in mac & cheese

I'll email you a picture :)
17th-Aug-2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
LMAO. "Call me 'Dih'."

Genius.
17th-Aug-2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
thank you, i try
17th-Aug-2005 06:06 pm (UTC)
Actually, a Hollaback Girl is also a pushover from a clique.
17th-Aug-2005 06:53 pm (UTC)
I like the other one better...
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