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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
"If parents would only realize how they bore their children." - George Bernard Shaw 
24th-Aug-2005 02:16 am
Good lord do I hate children...we went to Bratskellar for dinner, cause we hadn't been there in a while, and we were in the neighborhood to drop Dad's car off at the mechanic. We got there at the perfectly wrong time...a few seconds after we sat down a big birthday party came in and sat down, and they weren't so bad, but they were followed by a group, father and three kids, who decided to sit in the booth right next to ours. They were AWFUL...the kids were yelling, the father was yelling at the kids, through our entire meal. These kids were neanderthals in disguise...they were climbing on the table, the littlest one wormed his way out and was climbing on, thankfully unoccupied, tables, after which the father finally grabbed a high chair. The boy was screaming because he wanted to feed his little brother red pepper flakes, the girl was screaming because she didn't want to eat any salad. It was ridiculous...

And after we left I accidentally left my hat at the table and the waiter ran out to give it back to me, so we got to bitch to each other about the horrid little crotch-droppings...so that was fun...we left him a nice tip, too.

Yeah, so, totally forgot that I switched schedules with Courtney today, so I was woken up by my mother going, "Erik just called, he said you're supposed to be at work." Oops...so I worked 11:30-2:30 instead of 10:30-1:30...my bad

Matthew Lesko is the most annoying schmuck ever...

It's Over!
24th-Aug-2005 07:18 am (UTC)
I've never heard of bratkellar
24th-Aug-2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
It's a local place, they do awesome pizzas and sandwiches and stuff, really good, but if the prices keep goin up we're gonna end up eating there even less than we do now
24th-Aug-2005 10:05 am (UTC)
25th-Aug-2005 12:08 am (UTC)
the scariest thing was that he was wearing the question marked suit during the interview, too...and the jacket and pants were too small...and he wasn't wearing socks...
24th-Aug-2005 12:37 pm (UTC)
That description was funny...what would you have done if the kids had begun crawling all over you guys's table? :-P

I hate kids too!
25th-Aug-2005 12:11 am (UTC)
probably turned around, looked at the father and said, "Y'wanna get your little shit off my table?"
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25th-Aug-2005 12:15 am (UTC)
totally...and this is coming from the guy who used to go to school to become a teacher...
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