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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Dude, I LITERALLY shit my pants... 
25th-Aug-2005 03:00 am
Here's something I forgot to mention yesterday on the I Hate Kids tangent...

When I was at work yesterday this woman was in the store with her son...assuming it was her son, anyway. First she brought up a book that she said was in the sale section, even though it wasn't on sale...so she put...no, wait, I put it back... Then she comes up a few minutes later to pay for her stuff and i notice that the kid's got something red over his mouth...i thought it was a pacifier or something, the kid looked 5 or so, but you never know. At the end of the transaction she turns to him and says, "And you've done very well today! *pause* What's that on your mouth?" This kid had taken a sale sticker off one of the pet pillows and STUCK IT ON HIS MOUTH! She realizes this and says, I swear to god, "Go put that back!" Ew! So he goes and puts it back and they leave...and I go find the sticker and replace it...that is so gross...

We have a Quizno's by Bowl-O-Rama now! This makes me ver'happy, cause it means I don't have to drive all the way up to Dover AND pay the tolls to get a delicious toasty sammich...huzzah!

Happy Birthday to both Derek (_d_rock_) and my father, one of whom turns 53 today...I won't tell you which...

Enjoy your birthday dinner tonight, Courtney, and know that I'm at the store, unable to have a nice birthday dinner with my dad...HOMEWRECKER! ;):P<3

Damn you Baby Safe Haven...I know I've ranted about this before, but how does a 16 year old who's 8 months pregnant and looks like she's got a basketball under her shirt keep her family from knowing she's pregnant?! Unless she's living with her boyfriend, which is ridiculous, because she's 16...argh

I just found out that Xander Berkeley, who played George Mason in the first two seasons of 24, played a blind marine in an episode of M*A*S*H in 1981.

With that...I think it's bedtime...
25th-Aug-2005 12:05 pm (UTC)
I'm just LOL at the thought of a 5-year-old walking around with a pacifier in his mouth! :-P
25th-Aug-2005 12:34 pm (UTC)
Quizno's? Portsmouth? Me? Really?

Little kids suck asshole. I'll tell you more when you come over tomorrow...

(in case one doesn't know, the first thing I said was a Mr. Show rip off...)
25th-Aug-2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
is that the Have Hot Girls Call You Hotline thing?
26th-Aug-2005 02:42 am (UTC)
IT IS!!!
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