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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Sir, it looks like everything's made of Widdly-Wee 
31st-Aug-2005 03:18 am
MeSP
Here's a couple things I hate:

Number Uno: I heard this line while walking out of the mall today: "Can I borrow one of your Abercrombie shirts? I only have two, one's a tank top, and I wore the other one too much last year."

Unless you're Kirby, the only way to wear a shirt too much is until it's got a huge-ass hole in it...unless it's an Abercrombie shirt, then it's usually got a huge asshole in it anyway (OMG, I totally went there)

Kidding, Chels, I am, I promise

Either way, this is ridiculous, cause those stupid shirts cost about fifty dollars in the first place. I'm barely willing to spend fifty dollars on a pair of shoes.

Secondly, Gwen Stefani needs to shut the fuck up...seriously. "If I were a rich girl...*random noises because i'm too stupid to actually come up with lyrics here*...I'd have all the money in the world, if I were a wealthy girl."

Dear Gwen,
Fuck off.

Me

You already ARE a rich girl you pretentious twat. Try coming up with songs that actually have lyrics and not na-nas, da-das or spellings of words with the same letters in sequence. T-A-L-E-N-T-Less!

*ahem* Now then...where was I...

And a hearty "HA!" to all you suckers who started school today...bwahahahahaaaaaaa...I had to get up this morning, too, and though I may not have gotten home until 6pm...at least I got PAID, beeyatch!

I've been using the word "ridiculous" lately...but i use it appropriately. For instance: Describing the water that was cascading off the air conditioning ducting into our store today, that filled an office trash can half full in less than an hour. The STREAM of water falling from the ceiling...ridiculous...

My mom and I watched an episode of "Peep and the Big Wide World" this morning...aaaaaand only one, maybe two of you will know what that show is...

Methinks it's bedtime...
Comments 
31st-Aug-2005 08:09 am (UTC)
Hey, is that Abercrombie comment about the hugeass hole in it blah blah original?
31st-Aug-2005 11:53 pm (UTC)
as far as i know, i made it up
1st-Sep-2005 01:16 am (UTC)
nice! wanna be famous, kid?
1st-Sep-2005 04:29 am (UTC)
if you're offering to metaquotes me, go nuts...if you're offering something else...hell, go nuts :)
1st-Sep-2005 08:28 am (UTC)
31st-Aug-2005 10:14 am (UTC)
Number Uno: I heard this line while walking out of the mall today: "Can I borrow one of your Abercrombie shirts? I only have two, one's a tank top, and I wore the other one too much last year."

Unless you're Kirby, the only way to wear a shirt too much is until it's got a huge-ass hole in it...unless it's an Abercrombie shirt, then it's usually got a huge asshole in it anyway (OMG, I totally went there)


oh you tricky, tricky white boy... XD

anyone wearing abercrombie near me is risking life and limb... O_O

Gwen Stefani is a whore and trys to pass of Na-nas, La-las, and Doot-doos as legit lyrics... like Limozeen's Bizarrely titled "Feed the Childrens"... Oh man, what were they thinking?!

O_O

And what is Widdly-wee?
31st-Aug-2005 11:56 pm (UTC)
Feed the Childrens...*shudder*

nevermind
31st-Aug-2005 11:55 am (UTC)
PEEP!

yay!
31st-Aug-2005 11:58 pm (UTC)
yay indeed
31st-Aug-2005 06:10 pm (UTC)
Harsh.
1st-Sep-2005 12:08 am (UTC)
Aww, I said I didn't mean you! :)<3
1st-Sep-2005 12:42 am (UTC)
Actually they're not even her lyrics. The chorus is a sample from another song. So I guess you can boo her for sampling, but not for the actual lyrics.
1st-Sep-2005 04:28 am (UTC)
is she the one singing? than it's her song.

boo
1st-Sep-2005 01:04 pm (UTC)
i realize it's her song... just explaining that the part you complaining about it's originally hers.
2nd-Sep-2005 06:11 am (UTC)
i know, it's from Fiddler, but she totally ruined it ;)
2nd-Sep-2005 12:31 pm (UTC)
i still say you're just jealous that you're not a "rich girl".... errr.... "rich boy."
1st-Sep-2005 10:28 am (UTC)
*gasp* Don't you know "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof? Gwen needs to be shot for turning that song into shite.

(Got here through the context link at metaquotes, in case you were wondering why some random loser is showing up at your journal.)
1st-Sep-2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
The fact that people don't know it's from Fiddler on the Roof makes me cry. (well, the song makes me cry to begin with, but even more that people think it's original)

(followed from metaquotes ^^
2nd-Sep-2005 05:33 am (UTC)
I hate Gwen Stefani. I always change the station.

Love Fiddler though. :)
2nd-Sep-2005 10:32 am (UTC)
The first time I heard it was via my mother's friend's daughter singing it.

Me- *dying a bit inside* Is that... a real song?
Her- Yeah, Gwen Stefani!
Me- You do... know what it's from, right?
Her- It's from something?

(I never listen to the radio on my own, so I'm never at liberty to change the station)
2nd-Sep-2005 06:09 am (UTC)
I have no issues with Fiddler, i think it's a great show

Gwen can kiss my fat white ass

nice icon ;)
2nd-Sep-2005 06:24 am (UTC)
Personally, I miss non-mainstream, fully-clothed, singing!Gwen. This fashion designer/diva/teenslutwannabe thing isn't cutting it. But maybe that's just me. Scary to think that she's almost my mother's age.

Gracias. Eddie Izzard is far too amazing for words. ♥
2nd-Sep-2005 07:03 am (UTC)
Indeed, she's definitely trying too hard

He is the man :)
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