Here's a couple things I hate:
Number Uno: I heard this line while walking out of the mall today: "Can I borrow one of your Abercrombie shirts? I only have two, one's a tank top, and I wore the other one too much last year."
Unless you're Kirby, the only way to wear a shirt too much is until it's got a huge-ass hole in it...unless it's an Abercrombie shirt, then it's usually got a huge asshole in it anyway (OMG, I totally went there)
Kidding, Chels, I am, I promise
Either way, this is ridiculous, cause those stupid shirts cost about fifty dollars in the first place. I'm barely willing to spend fifty dollars on a pair of shoes.
Secondly, Gwen Stefani needs to shut the fuck up...seriously. "If I were a rich girl...*random noises because i'm too stupid to actually come up with lyrics here*...I'd have all the money in the world, if I were a wealthy girl."
You already ARE a rich girl you pretentious twat. Try coming up with songs that actually have lyrics and not na-nas, da-das or spellings of words with the same letters in sequence. T-A-L-E-N-T-Less!
*ahem* Now then...where was I...
And a hearty "HA!" to all you suckers who started school today...bwahahahahaaaaaaa...I had to get up this morning, too, and though I may not have gotten home until 6pm...at least I got PAID, beeyatch!
I've been using the word "ridiculous" lately...but i use it appropriately. For instance: Describing the water that was cascading off the air conditioning ducting into our store today, that filled an office trash can half full in less than an hour. The STREAM of water falling from the ceiling...ridiculous...
My mom and I watched an episode of "Peep and the Big Wide World" this morning...aaaaaand only one, maybe two of you will know what that show is...
Methinks it's bedtime...