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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
I had to suck his dolphin dick, I did! 
30th-Sep-2005 02:50 am
Homestar
Hey, here's some crap...Charles wasn't able to get me seven bucks an hour at GameStop...which means that I have to ask Andy, the new store manager, to do it, since Saturday is Charles' last day. If Andy can't get me seven an hour then I'm not staying at that job. This sounds like I'm being somewhat greedy, until you consider that if they can't get me seven, I'll be making minimum wage...$5.15 an hour...to work in Seabrook...paying tolls each way... It's not worth the gas to make only $5.15 an hour.

Uncle Rob, if you're reading this, shoot me an email at thelegendarystm@hotmail.com, I need to ask you a question.

Bed!
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30th-Sep-2005 08:38 am (UTC)
You ever spoon your girl, you know what I'm saying, late at night, just spoon her? Rubbing your hard cock up against that sixteen-year-old ass? Anybody?...Oh, sorry, thought this was Alabama. And what does your lady say: "it's late! I'm trying to get some sleep." So you're a gentleman, you wait for the next day, right? The sun comes up and so does your prick 'cause at heart your dick's a farmer...round two. Now what does she say: "it's very early, I just got up! I haven't put my glitter and nose ring on."...it's my fantasy...Too early, too late? Well when does the vagina open around here? Does it ever go from Egg McMuffin to burger, what's going on down there?

But sex is not that important. You know what's really important? That afterwards part. When you're both naked and it's warm and you're watching the sun come up through the windshield and you look in her eyes, you look in her good eye and you help strap on her leg and you know -- you've fucked a pirate.
30th-Sep-2005 08:39 am (UTC)
good song choice btw
30th-Sep-2005 12:51 pm (UTC)
o_O $5.15 an hour.. o.o' In Canada, the student minimum wage is $6.95.. for students.. once you turn 18 it gets raised to $7.45..
1st-Oct-2005 03:18 am (UTC)
yet another reason i need to move to canada
7th-Oct-2005 04:17 am (UTC) - so do it
just go man, canada will let anyone in, theyre like mariah careys pussy, but with a lower minority rate.

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