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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Like, how do we know...that this whole crazy Planet...isn't just some electron...in a whole nother Atom?! 
13th-Oct-2005 02:54 am
Banana
My lord...today has been ridiculous. Other than the fact that my big toe on my right foot has been killing me, today I got clawed by my cat this morning, left index finger, right in that spot where the side of the nail meets the finger, my knee was hurting more than usual, I dropped a 6-inch riser on my foot, I then stubbed my toe here at the house, and I think I broke my second smallest toe on my left foot, and then I just cut the cheek of the palm of my right hand on the piece of metal that's sticking out of the chair in the living room. I swear, if tomorrow wasn't payday I wouldn't even leave my bed for fear of getting a freakin' piano dropped on my head or something...

Apparently this Saturday is "Sweetest Day" aka Valentine's Day 2 aka the stupidest, most needless holiday since Grandparents' Day or Secretary's...sorry Administrative Assistant's Day. What asshole greeting card company mucky muck said, "Y'know...Valentine's Day is great and all, with the chocolates and the flowers and the cards...but it's only once a year...how can we create another holiday, later in the year, with the same feeling, so we can sell more cards, flowers and chocolates, and have another day where, if a guy forgets it, he sleeps on the couch for a week?" Dear "Sweetest Day"...fuck off.

I quit GameStop this morning. Such is life...it's better this way

I reserved Tony Hawk's American Wasteland for my 360 this afternoon. This game is going to be amazing, yessir. You can skate ALL of Los Angeles County, California with no load times at all...fuck yeah...

"...idiots, imbeciles, aliens, the insane and women."
---A law standing in Texas until 1918 regulating who could not vote.

Bedtime
Comments 
13th-Oct-2005 07:15 am (UTC)
how have i never heard of such holiday?!
13th-Oct-2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
I'd only heard of it last year, and forgotten about its existence until i was reminded of it yesterday
13th-Oct-2005 12:19 pm (UTC)
That's fucked up dude. You hurt yourself a lot today. Poor you :(
13th-Oct-2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
indeed, thankfully it appears my toe isn't broken, but I did forget to mention that I also whaled my funny bone on a ten inch riser as well yesterday...
13th-Oct-2005 02:02 pm (UTC)
aliens like those illegally here from another country or like the kind from Mars??
13th-Oct-2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
AustrALIENs :P
14th-Oct-2005 12:00 am (UTC)
ooooo! those are the scariest kinds!!!
13th-Oct-2005 02:02 pm (UTC)
Oops... hit the wrong button and i wasn't done... FEEL BETTER!! Chin up!!!
13th-Oct-2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
if i keep my chin up it'll probably get lopped off by a stray hacksaw or axe or something :P
14th-Oct-2005 12:01 am (UTC)
only at my house on halloween.
13th-Oct-2005 03:11 pm (UTC)
I never heard of Sweetest Day. Even in a relationship, I can see that V-Day is a corporate greeting card scam, heh.
13th-Oct-2005 10:17 pm (UTC)
well hopefully you've found a girlfriend who feels the same way and won't freak the fuck out if you don't get her anything for it :P
13th-Oct-2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
Screw your 360 and your skater!

13th-Oct-2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
i might end up gettin one'a them as well :P

you're being very mean, andrew...don't make me hurt you *angrymeanface*
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