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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Y'know, nothin clever's comin to mind tonight... 
3rd-Dec-2005 04:51 am
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Why are people so freakin' stupid?

This guy came into my store tonight and did nothing but complain and put down our products...

Jaki and I were up at the front of the store, he was demoing a Vectron, and this guy comes in with his son. His son notices the "Roboraptor" and points it out, he says, "Yeah, it's just like the one you played with at Radio Shack, just a different color!" Our Roboraptor is an exclusive color scheme. I point out to him that ours is twenty dollars cheaper than the one at Radio Shack and he says, quite huffy, "Well they let him play with it!" As though the thing was glued and bolted to the fixture it was on.

Then he says he's looking for some R/C vehicles. I point out the ones that we had up at the front and he says, "No, those aren't real R/C cars. Well, I mean, they are, but I want ones that go left and right." As opposed to what...up and down?!

I walk away from him at this point, Jaki's now back at the counter, getting another Vectron and charging the one he'd been using. He stands and the guy walks over and goes, "Those things don't last long. We roofed ours about 17 times and the microchip inside broke."

What the fuck! Who asked you?! If you're gonna do nothing but inform us how awful the things we sell are, get the fuck out!

Anyway...

How desperate do you have to be to buy a Chia Tree?

I put christmas lights around the ceiling in my room today...yay christmas :D

I have discovered that 20Q does not support safe sex. I've played it six or seven times thinking of a condom, and it hasn't guessed correctly yet...

So, last year I wanted love for Christmas, and that didn't work out, so this year I'll settle for sex. Hey, next year I'll ask for a kiss on the cheek, maybe that one'll come true...

"Paris Whitney Hilton, a sucessful model, actress, designer, and now musician, is thrilled to release her debut album "1 Crazy Party" on her very own label, Heiress Records. Ms. Hilton's first single "Turn It Up" is a sassy slice of electro pop that will no doubt reach the number one spot on charts all around the globe. Paris has worked with world famous producers and writers over the last year, and has produced one of those "must hear" records where every song is a hit. "I wanted to record something personal, something that has meaning to me, and I think this CD will show my fans that I value them and that singing has always been one of my huge passions," says the socialite herself. The album will also feature the smash hit "Screwed," "All the Boys Are Chasing Me," and "9 Times out of 10."

Heiress Records...I...there's no...who the....son of a...

Last night Lisa and I proved that I am indeed a sexy bitch...and yet...

OK, explain this to me. You're a pedestrian at a 4-way stop intersection. I'm in my car on the south road, heading north, you're standing on the northeast corner. There are crosswalks from Northeast to Northwest and Northeast to Southeast...why, then, do you insist on crossing from Northeast to Southeast and then crossing Southeast to Southwest, WHERE THERE IS NO CROSSWALK?! And don't fuckin look at me like I'M the jerk when I completely ignore your presence at the Southeast corner.

Bedtime
Comments 
3rd-Dec-2005 06:41 pm (UTC) - You sexy Bitch!
Mmmm yes... you are, indeed, one hell of a sexy piece of meat! haha

-Lisa
4th-Dec-2005 05:00 am (UTC) - Re: You sexy Bitch!
grr, baby, grr
3rd-Dec-2005 06:43 pm (UTC)
What kind of a store do you work in...is it electronics?
4th-Dec-2005 05:01 am (UTC)
I work in the Discovery Channel Store
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4th-Dec-2005 05:02 am (UTC)
We sell it at the store
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