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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
You can eat when you find the Dufresnes 
19th-Dec-2005 12:32 am
When did it become an acceptable practice for customers to open products and dig around inside them?! Not even that they asked one of the employees and they were too busy to help...they just go, pick up a box, pop it open, and take everything out! I want to meet the first person to do this and punch them in the face...this woman, this afternoon, was sitting on the floor next to the sale table with an Air Hogs plane out of its box and perusing it on the floor. I came back out from the back room and the box was sitting on the floor, everything back in, but the flap was open. I said, "Are you gonna leave it like that, all open and such?" and she says, somewhat snotty, "Well I'm probably gonna buy it!"

What...the fuck...ever

Tomorrow! Tomorrow is my last day off before Christmas and that means that tomorrow is PRESENT WRAPPING DAYYYYY! Huzzah!

I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to you, but I want it, and I need it, I'm addicted to you...

I love watching idiot team captains on greed fuck over their teams. Twice in this episode, one team captain chose "Let Freedom Ring" as a lyric in "The Star-Spangled Banner", and another chose "Chattanooga" as a kind of Pepperidge Farm cookie. The second guy, though, took the cop-out money and didn't screw his team completely...

Where the sam hell are my underpants?!

So what's the easiest way to ask someone for a round of hot, yet meaningless sex?

Tis bedtime...
19th-Dec-2005 09:42 pm (UTC)
You're funny, babe. *hugs* :-)
19th-Dec-2005 10:43 pm (UTC)
I try ;) *grope*
26th-Dec-2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry you're sick! But i Don't need you to take my shift Thursday as far as I know right now. This all may change, let me know if your schedule changes and you can't work it, but from what I can tell, i CAN work it, and your mom said she'd take my wednesday shift... i love your mom. :)
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