28-year-old wannabe success story (thelegendarystm) wrote,
28-year-old wannabe success story
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So the Panda Bear is not a bear, and the Koala bear is not a bear...I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!

Here's a great marketing plan I came up with...Betty Crocker should team up with Hormel and release "Spam Helper". They've got Hamburger Helper, Tuna Helper, Chicken Helper...why not Spam Helper? Exactly, you've got no arguments...

Tonight I went out in a shirt that says "I ♥ Dick" with a pink button down shirt over it...I couldn't be any gayer without my rainbow wristband and a dick in my face :P

How's that for a sentence?

Hey, it's almost time for my annual Best Of post! Though, lord knows what it'll be like this year...

Those of you that care will be glad to know that my Underpants have, indeed, arrived...although i've already told those of you that care over IM...QUANDRY!

I just got an insane craving for chicken wings and boneless spare ribs...and I just had chinese food for dinner last night!

So the American Pie Trilogy...is now an American Pie Quadrilogy...with the release of a straight-to-DVD movie where Stifler's brother goes to band camp...yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah...

GOD do i need to get laid...
Tags: life, movies, singledom
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