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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Who says midgets aren't funny? 
18th-Feb-2006 12:38 am
Jackass made by me
Seriously...fuck the Olympics...we watched on monday night, we watched on wednesday night, they watched last night while I was at work, but god forbid I try and watch SmackDown tonight... And my mother tries to make the argument "Wrestling is on every week twice a week, and more, these are only on for two weeks!" So what?! For one, these stupid fucking games are on EVERY GODDAMN DAY for, like, 16 hours a day, and for another, she's making it sound like wrestling is the same every episode. Tonight I'm missing a handicap match with Kurt Angle and the Undertaker teaming up...that's probably a hell of a match...but no I'm watching retards in spandex go face-first down a hill on a sled...

And don't give me that, "Ohh, they're only on once every four years!" crap, cause they're not...they're on every other goddamn year, and I will never cease to hate them...

I wish I had a six-pack...that'd be hot...

OK, so I'll admit, the summer olympics aren't nearly as bad as the winter olympics, but that's only because during the summer olympics the athletes are half-naked most of the time... *koff*

So, who needs to get laid? *points* This guy...right'chere...

That thing I said a few entries ago about hoping my car crash dream wasn't premonitory, I should have known...none of my dreams are premonitory...if they were I'd be getting laid constantly... *badum tschhh*

So for quite a while I've been making a joke, "I heard in the news today that Michael Jackson and the Catholic church are teaming up to remake a classic Elton John song, they're calling it 'Please Let your Son go Down on Me'..." And now it turns out that Michael Jackson and the Catholic church are teaming up for some musical project...I am scared...

It needs to warm up so I can cut my hair...

bedtime
Comments 
18th-Feb-2006 08:39 am (UTC)
heh heh... "fuck" the olympics, eh?
18th-Feb-2006 11:43 am (UTC)
well i do agree with your mom about the olympics. you may string me up and shoot me later. however that thing about the catholic church and michael jackson?... your joking there right?
18th-Feb-2006 07:59 pm (UTC)
i wish i was...i wish i was...
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