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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Dumb Ass 
11th-Sep-2001 10:28 pm
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Preface: Brendan Riley is one of the "Wheelock 5", aka the 5 of us kicked off campus for the videotape. However, just because I'm in this group with him, doesn't mean I like him. I find him to be a pompous, overinflated, egotistical asshole, who I have unaffectionately nicknamed, "Assface". That's all I think you need to know, and now...On with the show:

Dumb Ass -
To be Sung to the Tune of Bad Day by Fuel

Brendan Riley's an ass
Just a dickhead with no class
Check his pocket, there'll be a bag of hash
Brendan Riley's an ass

On IMs thinks he's the game,
but face to face he's pretty tame.
Thinks he's tough, but here's the truth, I know
Brendan Riley's an ass

And he swears he's got a dong
but from what I've heard, that just plain wrong,
Can't get it up, can't get it on
Brendan Riley's an ass
Just a dickhead with no class
In his pocket there's a bag of hash,
Brendan Riley's an ass

No oh oh ohhhh

::Guitar Interlude::

And he Swears he's got a dong
But from what I've heard, that's just plain wrong
Can't get it up, can't get it on
Brendan Riley's an ass
Just a Dickhead with no class
Check in his pocket, there'll be a bag of hash
Brendan Rileyyyyyyyy's an ass

Check in his pocket, find that bag of hash,
What an aaaasssssssssss

Nah ha ha ha haa
ah ha ha haaa
ah ha ha haaa
ah ha fuck hiimmmm

oooooooooo ohhhhhhhh

A "Bad Day" Indeed...Talk to ya soon

(I'm feeling much better, by the way)
Comments 
14th-Sep-2001 10:20 am (UTC) - Your a shit head
Anonymous
Hey shit head its brendan hmm do to the recent events I have made hard copies of your site and fowarded them to wheelock afterall if I am going down your comming with me fucker. Ha ha ha guess you were right I am an asshole but now your fucked too as you can see you display some fine song writing skills... Any away talk to you soon ha ha ha ha
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