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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Muchos Huevos Grandes 
25th-Apr-2006 02:17 am
I have discovered a new scientific corollary, I shall call it "The Salzer Effect", patent it, and make a million dollars...ready? Here goes:

The more I talk about sex with someone...the less likely I am to actually have sex with that person...

And it tests true EVERY time!

Other than that, i'm thinking of having a contest on my LJ here to come up with a new AIM screen name for myself. Still thinking that one over, though...

I really want a Toyota Yaris...like...really...

I just built one on the toyota website, a 2007 Toyota Yaris, put together the way I want it, is just over $15k...that's a brand new car...that's not bad at all...

So, I've been on a saving spree as of late, I got the two dvds and one cd from Amazon for $31, the memory card last night for $95, today I did a little shopping, I got three shirts at pac sun for $18, and the 12-disc 2004 World Series Collectors Edition DVD set at Olympia Sports for $79. I think I am the man...

25th-Apr-2006 10:39 am (UTC)
I think a good screen name for you would be Cap'nFunderwear
26th-Apr-2006 02:42 am (UTC)
well wait to see if i make the contest
25th-Apr-2006 10:06 pm (UTC)
How about the sn "ITalkAboutSexTooMuch" hahahahaha! '=oP
26th-Apr-2006 02:49 am (UTC)
26th-Apr-2006 02:56 am (UTC)

Now that's a rediculous sn!!
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