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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Borthday Weeshes 
15th-Jun-2006 12:08 am
Myeball
Happy Birthday, Lisa (raven_goddess)! Woo!

Dad eats far too much food...we buy stuff from BJ's, in the big boxes, like 12 packs of french bread pizza, and it'll just...disappear... My mom bought a box of frozen fried chicken, and I went to make some tonight, and there's ONE PIECE left in the box. A) What kinda ass leaves ONE PIECE in the box, and B) the only chicken I had was last night, refrigerated, which means he made some last night, too! Then he bitches cause there's "no food" in the house...CAUSE YOU EAT IT ALL, YOU PIG!

*ahem*

Yes, happy birthday Lisa...see you in nine days
Comments 
15th-Jun-2006 11:43 am (UTC)
don't worry, it sounds like it only has a couple years left, in this world. All the food will be for you. lol
15th-Jun-2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
To cure thee of thine blight, three paths are open to thee! The first is simple. Kill your father! Or try the second: Kill yourself! The third is to ensure that no one ever knooowwss... KILL EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
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