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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Borthday Weeshes 
15th-Jun-2006 12:08 am
Happy Birthday, Lisa (raven_goddess)! Woo!

Dad eats far too much food...we buy stuff from BJ's, in the big boxes, like 12 packs of french bread pizza, and it'll just...disappear... My mom bought a box of frozen fried chicken, and I went to make some tonight, and there's ONE PIECE left in the box. A) What kinda ass leaves ONE PIECE in the box, and B) the only chicken I had was last night, refrigerated, which means he made some last night, too! Then he bitches cause there's "no food" in the house...CAUSE YOU EAT IT ALL, YOU PIG!


Yes, happy birthday Lisa...see you in nine days
15th-Jun-2006 11:43 am (UTC)
don't worry, it sounds like it only has a couple years left, in this world. All the food will be for you. lol
15th-Jun-2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
To cure thee of thine blight, three paths are open to thee! The first is simple. Kill your father! Or try the second: Kill yourself! The third is to ensure that no one ever knooowwss... KILL EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
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