Happy Birthday, Lisa (raven_goddess
Dad eats far too much food...we buy stuff from BJ's, in the big boxes, like 12 packs of french bread pizza, and it'll just...disappear... My mom bought a box of frozen fried chicken, and I went to make some tonight, and there's ONE PIECE left in the box. A) What kinda ass leaves ONE PIECE in the box, and B) the only chicken I had was last night, refrigerated, which means he made some last night, too! Then he bitches cause there's "no food" in the house...CAUSE YOU EAT IT ALL, YOU PIG!
Yes, happy birthday Lisa...see you in nine days