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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
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4th-Jul-2006 01:09 am
Lemon Zester by DirkDigital
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER! It's quenchmyheart's birthday, everyone, leave her some lurrrrve :)

Story Number the One: Sean, that lovable little sweetie, bought me Family Guy Volume 2 for my birthday. I already have it, though, so I took it to Best Buy tonight to exchange it for Volume 3. First off, Volume 3 was eight dollars cheaper than Volume 2, so I got a gift card for 8 bucks. I still had time before I went to work, so I said fuck it, let's look around... I found a little setup in the middle of the store with DVDs for $4.99 and $6.99. Among the $6.95 DVDs were The Stewie Griffin Story and the Office Space Special Edition. So I took my gift card, and the DVDs, and ended up getting Volume 3, Stewie and Office Space and only spent 6 bucks. Freakin' Sweet.

Story Number the Two: Since I'm getting promoted Kevin thought it would be a good idea to "start my training" early by having me close the registers under his number. What Kevin doesn't know is that Jane's had me close the registers, to double-check her counting, and do the back room paperwork tons of times, so he was quite surprised when I blazed through it like a pro. Chump :P

Can someone explain to me why, for the past few months, Abercrombie and Fitch's main marketing, aka the big-ass picture right inside the door, has been nothing but headless, six-packed torsos? Jen, Chelsea, you're my two main A&Fers here, I'm lookin' at you...

The Spicy Chicken CrunchWrap Supreme is rather tasty...but those fuckin ads are stupid as hell...

Jennifer Aniston is currently on Letterman (it's a repeat), and she's completely flummoxed by the topic of whether or not she's dating Vince Vaughn...

Flummoxed is my ten dollar word today...

Don't need today's Woot and Conan's a repeat, so I'm off to bed...g'night...
4th-Jul-2006 05:13 am (UTC)

Haha...I'll ask Mr A&F manager himself when he gets home with my donuts! :p
4th-Jul-2006 08:11 pm (UTC)
yay donuts ;)
4th-Jul-2006 05:44 am (UTC)
I could tell you..but the first rule of A&Fdom is you don't talk about A&Fdom.
4th-Jul-2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
my first rule of A&Fdom is that I don't shop at that overpriced fauxcool prep factory :P
4th-Jul-2006 06:27 am (UTC)
oooh Flummoxed definitley an SAT word there
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