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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
MORE PEOPLE I HATE! 
1st-Sep-2006 02:31 am
None Shall Pass
OK, we had this kid in my store today who, every time his dad would say it was time to go, would respond with, "One minute!" or "One second!" or "Five more minutes!" Always preceded with an exasperated "Daaaaaaad!" and always said in this half-sigh, half-whine, I wanted to strangle the little fuck. But he's not who I'm pissed at, surprisingly enough...I'm pissed at his father, for not kicking this kid's ass when he so desperately deserved it.

Pussy Dads piss me off...

The parents finally got the kid out of the store by walking away, and the kid followed, again with a sigh...but he was back, about ten minutes later, completely unaccompanied at this point. His father returned a couple minutes later to herd the little shit once again, and they went through the same routine again. This time, however, the dad tried that whole counting to three thing...except for one thing that was missing.

THE THREE

He said, "One...Twooo.....................C'mon, it's time to go!" NO! WRONG! THREE follows Two, and a boot in the ass and a handful of shirt collar follow three!

God DAMMIT I hate people...
Comments 
1st-Sep-2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
You're going to be an awesome father!! And I'm not being sarcastic... you're one of those people that'll raise awesome kids... no bullshitting!
2nd-Sep-2006 03:29 am (UTC)
yeah...cept for that one little thing...
2nd-Sep-2006 12:38 pm (UTC)
Oh please... it'll happen in time when it's meant to. Or set up a time line like me... if I'm not in a relationship when I'm 30, I'm starting the adoption process! Ha, ha!1 Things will fall into place... no worries.
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