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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
26th-Nov-2006 11:13 pm
TV Love
Good News: We made the quarter/month, so, since I'm a temporary assistant manager, I get a bonus!
Bad News: My XBox 360 heads to Texas tomorrow for repairs...I WANNA PLAY SMACKDOWWWWWWN! Not only that, but I don't know if it'll get back before Christmas. Anyone have a 360 they want to let me borrow in the interim?
Good News: I made the good choice in opting for TNA's Genesis over WWE's Survivor Series this month. Sean (mistrsac) was giving me PBP over AIM and it sounded rather blah.
Bad News: I require snugglage in the worst way.
Good News: "The Sherlock Holmes Mysteries" are on the Biography Channel, I love this show.

Right, anyway, I miss my XBox :(

Oh, and at work today, when I asked a couple who were buying a telescope if they wanted an Extended Service Plan on it the old woman felt compelled to tell me that, no, they don't need it "Jesus is our insurance policy"

Right, so when someone rear ends you at a stop light you just call Jesus and he pays for the damage to your car...fuck-knuckles
27th-Nov-2006 04:48 am (UTC)
*snuggles with you*
27th-Nov-2006 04:49 am (UTC)
Oh Tony! ;)

OK, now for real
27th-Nov-2006 05:03 am (UTC)
I don't have a 360, and you can't borrow it.

No no no, Jesus swoops down on his magical cloud made of sunshine and rainbows and uses his magical herring to fix the damage. Then he makes everyone little paper hats out of candy and flies home on wings made of childrens' laughter.
27th-Nov-2006 12:08 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA I want free Jesus insurance!
27th-Nov-2006 10:07 pm (UTC)
You ARE Free Jesus Insurance!
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