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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
It's Prime Drunk Time! 
6th-Jan-2007 01:44 am
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OK, holy shit, after work Carole and I went to Durham to meet Katie B and Jon at the Knot, a bar. We basically closed that place (more on that in a bit), and headed to Portsmouth for a little breakfast at the Toast.

Remember how, the last time I got pulled over, it was the stoplight on the corner right outside the Toast? Well this time it was while turning INTO the Vaughan Mall parking lot to go to the toast.

Apparently one of my headlights was out, this time, and the kindly cop just wanted to let me know.

Oh, he also wanted to make sure I wasn't drunk...that's right, folks, I had to follow the pen.

Meanwhile Katie B pulled in to the parking lot right after the cop, and proceeded to pull right out and circle the block until I called them to let them know I was done. Y'see, that was the alcohol car, none of them were in disarray, but they'd had entire drinks, as I'd just had a couple sips of Carole's rum and diet coke.

Anyway, going back to the Knot, right before we left this scottish guy struck up a conversation with Katie and Carole. His name was, and this is mainly for Sean, Reo, Andy, and Zack, Robby. No, I didn't think to ask him his last name.
6th-Jan-2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
You alcoholic fool! Obviously if your headlight is out you must be drunk!!

Here's a good one... Mike was visiting me in Jerz when I was home for a break (can't remember if it was 4th of July or New Years Eve... I know it was a holiday like that)... this was back when I was working at the liquor store. So he drives his car (Maine plates at the time) to my work when my shift was over and now we're heading somewhere (I forget where)... they were stopping EVERYONE at this one area so we get pulled over and the conversation goes something like this...

*Cops glances at the plates while walking over.*

Cop- Where you from?

Mike- Maine.

Cop- Where are you from? (Looking at me.)

Me- Ringwood.

Cop- Well then how the hell do you know each other?

Me- We both went to school in Boston.

Cop- Oh... so where are you coming from?

Me- Wanaque.

Cop- Oh yeah? What's in Wanaque?

Me- The liquor store.

Cop- So you've been drinking?

Me- No.

Cop- But you're carrying alcohol?

Me- No.

Cop- Then why were you at the liquor store?

Me- I work there.

Cop- So then why were YOU there? (Looking at Mike.)

Mike- I was picking her up from work.

...he went on to ask where we were going and such and then gave us packets of papers about drunk driving, to which I always tease Mike about. I thoroughly enjoyed how my simple, one-word answers completely confused the guy though. He thought he was all slick and nailing the drunks when *BAM!* Shot down! It's called having a job, buddy! Hahaha. To this day I'll always remind Mike about the day he got pulled over for drunk driving though. I should include that in a speech at his wedding!! HAHAHAHAH!!
6th-Jan-2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
you realize I could drink my entire bottle of pucker in one go and I'd never get pulled over for drunk driving? I don't drive.

Though, I do enjoy my insides NOT poisoned... and on the inside of me.
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