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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Couple-a things 
23rd-Apr-2007 11:46 pm
MeSP
Note to Self:
When brushing your teeth there's no need to freak out if the sink turns red...after you've just drank a 16-ounce Fruit Punch Gatorade. That's just you being an idiot.

My right arm has been involuntarily twitching all day...driving me nuts

There was something else...but I cannot remember what it was...

Edit: I remember...

I have to buy a whole new wardrobe of shorts. Last summer I was a 38, and now I'm a 34. I could wear them down around my ass like the idiots do, but I'd rather just go get new shorts.

Secondly, the fact that they call this a "Trophy Shelf" just makes me laugh.

Edit Edit: Lastly, if anyone knows anyone who's used a product like Hydroxycut or Xenadrine or any of those type of things could get me some feedback, I'd appreciate it
Comments 
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24th-Apr-2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :)

Still a fatty, but less of a fatty than the fatty I was before :P
24th-Apr-2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
Lemme guess... since I'm home tonight, you have work?

Bastard.
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