28-year-old wannabe success story (thelegendarystm) wrote,
28-year-old wannabe success story
thelegendarystm

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Couple-a things

Note to Self:
When brushing your teeth there's no need to freak out if the sink turns red...after you've just drank a 16-ounce Fruit Punch Gatorade. That's just you being an idiot.

My right arm has been involuntarily twitching all day...driving me nuts

There was something else...but I cannot remember what it was...

Edit: I remember...

I have to buy a whole new wardrobe of shorts. Last summer I was a 38, and now I'm a 34. I could wear them down around my ass like the idiots do, but I'd rather just go get new shorts.

Secondly, the fact that they call this a "Trophy Shelf" just makes me laugh.

Edit Edit: Lastly, if anyone knows anyone who's used a product like Hydroxycut or Xenadrine or any of those type of things could get me some feedback, I'd appreciate it
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