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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
As if it was needed... 
1st-May-2007 12:48 am
Mr. Glitch
Further reason NASCAR needs to go the fuck away:

From http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/story?seriesId=2&id=2853388

"It was the fitting venue, the perfect day, for Gordon to move past Earnhardt on NASCAR's wins list.

And, as expected, it was wildly unpopular.

Fans littered the track with debris Sunday as Gordon crossed thefinish line under caution at Talladega Superspeedway to move intosixth place on the win list."

Seriously...there are no words for these idiots...

Next, an appropriate song:

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I’m sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People’s Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn’t home so I called my girl
I asked her if she’d like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re taking each other’s pants off
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

- Jonathan Coulton

In other news, from a yahoo conversation I just had:

me: i severely dislike sleeping alone
other party: I'm used to it fo the most part...though these last few weeks I'm missing it cuz I've had the sleeping with someone thing
me: i'm used to it
me: doesn't mean i like it
me: know whaddimean?
me: i sleep so much better
me: warm, safe, loved
me: that's all i'm sayin

So, yeah...

That's about it
Comments 
1st-May-2007 12:26 pm (UTC)
Hey, forgot to ask... where'd you get the icon from?
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