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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Two Questions that may very well rock the foundation of the human condition... 
18th-Aug-2007 09:11 pm
Nasty Big Pointy Teeth
Whatever that may mean...

1. Why, oh why, does the USPS need an infomercial? Is there really that much competition in the Mail market?

and

2. What's the point of buying and driving a fucking Mercedes if you're never going to go more than 5-10 miles per hour below the fucking speed limit?

For serious...
Comments 
19th-Aug-2007 06:42 am (UTC)
I'm not sure what the infomercial was really about, but I know USPS has LOTS of competition from email. Think of all the money they have lost from people that pay their bills online and use email to talk to people now. I mean, fuck pen pals, I have hundreds of myspace friends to keep up with.
19th-Aug-2007 06:33 pm (UTC)
I was at the gym, so I was watching but not listening, they were talking about businesses and express mail and all that.

Maybe it was a "Dear god pleaaaaaase use us instead of FedEx and UPS!"

Which is still really lame
19th-Aug-2007 06:00 pm (UTC)
2. What's the point of buying and driving a fucking Mercedes if you're never going to go more than 5-10 miles per hour below the fucking speed limit?

I don't have an answer, but we were just discussing this yesterday. Bastards.
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