Here's a conversation between me and a girl who previously made a comment which subsequently made me despise her (Screen Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Ignorant):
stankassho1ho7 (11:15:52 PM): hey sorry about last week TheLegendarySTM (11:15:58 PM): uh huh stankassho1ho7 (11:16:15 PM): i shouldnt have said that. i was just mad and i apologize TheLegendarySTM (11:16:32 PM): as you should stankassho1ho7 (11:17:35 PM): i went to new york this weekend and i brought you back something that i would like to give to you the next time i see you TheLegendarySTM (11:17:38 PM): ok TheLegendarySTM (11:19:36 PM): anything else? stankassho1ho7 (11:20:19 PM): i guess not. i just wanted to apologize and hopefully we can talk about stuff and maybe be friends again
Here it comes...are you ready? I consider this to be my one creative moment:
S U S P E N S E .. .. ... .... ..... OK, that's annoying now, let's get on with it
TheLegendarySTM (11:20:33 PM): Alright then, thank you for coming, your next session is Tuesday at four o'clock, there's the door, don't let it hit you on the way out, and I expect payment by Thursday, ta-ta LoDownDirtyAssNasty (11:20:46 PM): huh?
And my other moment of ingenuity, courtesy of Sean, since he thought it up anyway:
TheLegendarySTM (11:25:40 PM): Before you go, let's just do a little test TheLegendarySTM (11:25:44 PM): Fill in the Blank Please TheLegendarySTM (11:25:48 PM): New Kids On The _______ GrandCanyon747 (11:25:57 PM): block TheLegendarySTM (11:25:58 PM): Don't mind if I do!