I have discovered the perfect way to never have to talk to telemarketers ever again.
Every time you answer your phone...sound like an answering machine.
Buy one of those little mini airhorns and every time that phone rings answer it with, "Hello, you've reached ###-####, we're not available to come to the phone right now, so please leave a message after the tone!" then blow the airhorn. Then say, "Yeah, hi, what can I do for you?"
- Music:Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Merry Christmas...If That's Okay