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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Holy...Christ (literally) 
13th-Dec-2007 04:12 pm
Banana
So I get a package in the mail today from Amazon.com

Thinking it's (finally) my copy of The WrestleCrap Book of Lists I pop it open.

Inside I find a wrapped gift with a nice little card on it.

The card says, and I quote:

"Merry Christmas from your friends at Bethany Church in Greenland! Remember that Jesus is SUPER and there's nothing BAD about loving him!"

Let that sink in for just a second.

Seeing as it's now obvious what my newly-acquired gift is I pop open the wrapping and take out my copy of the 2-Disc Unrated Extended Edition of SuperBad.

Curious as all hell I open up the accompanying envelope that has the invoice...the billing addressee...

Should be no surprise...

Sean Paravano

The guy's an evil genius, what can ya say?

Oh, yeah, one more thing...SNOW DAY! Well...night, SNOW NIGHT!
Comments 
13th-Dec-2007 09:42 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhh... one of many reasons as to why I love Sean.

Amazing.
14th-Dec-2007 04:59 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you. I like to spice things up. Even when I'm being charitable, I want to make sure the person ends up being confused. There are no free rides!
14th-Dec-2007 01:31 pm (UTC)
Life would be so boring without you around.

(Glad you're still alive and kicking... Adam was concerned and then he ims me about it and I start freaking out... no good. He was nice enough to leave me another im last night, however, stating that you were just fine. *whew!*)
13th-Dec-2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
WHOO PRESENTS!!!!! Thats awesome and a half.
14th-Dec-2007 04:36 am (UTC)
Damn you for ratting me out, Amazon! Had that gift been anonymous, it may have been one of the great all-time gift mysteries.
14th-Dec-2007 04:49 am (UTC)
had it remained anonymous it would definitely have been the greatest gift mystery ever

Because I know the Bethany Church would never send me things...ever
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