Have you ever met someone so incredibly unintelligent that you wonder how they manage to function on a day-to-day basis?
I know two
And they're best friends with each other.
We were out tonight at the State Street Saloon, watching the football game, when, during the two-minute warning the topic of conversation suddenly swerved into Politicsland when the Leprechaun felt the need to announce he was a Bush fan.
This created a huge uproar on my side of the table and Katie and Carole decided to defend their honor against this dimwit.
While the Leprechaun resorted to such talking points as "We have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here!" the Retard was making such eloquent points as "Start paying taxes and see if you're a liberal! Get a job and then tell me you're still a liberal!" When Carole pointed out the fact that she actually, y'know, HAS a full-time job as a teacher...he shut his retard mouth.
Carole and the Leprechaun got into an argument about Mitt Romney's immigration policy and his policy of English-only schooling, and once Carole had resoundingly owned him, the Retard and the Leprechaun took to discussing god knows what with each other.
Some people amaze.
Speaking of Katie, I love her, and we'd totally hook up...if she weren't a lesbian.
Story of my life...
Oh, went candlepin bowling today, too, might go ten-pinnin' tomorrow, we'll see...