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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
OK...seriously... 
13th-Jan-2008 12:49 am
I Pinch
Have you ever met someone so incredibly unintelligent that you wonder how they manage to function on a day-to-day basis?

I know two

And they're best friends with each other.

We were out tonight at the State Street Saloon, watching the football game, when, during the two-minute warning the topic of conversation suddenly swerved into Politicsland when the Leprechaun felt the need to announce he was a Bush fan.

This created a huge uproar on my side of the table and Katie and Carole decided to defend their honor against this dimwit.

While the Leprechaun resorted to such talking points as "We have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here!" the Retard was making such eloquent points as "Start paying taxes and see if you're a liberal! Get a job and then tell me you're still a liberal!" When Carole pointed out the fact that she actually, y'know, HAS a full-time job as a teacher...he shut his retard mouth.

Carole and the Leprechaun got into an argument about Mitt Romney's immigration policy and his policy of English-only schooling, and once Carole had resoundingly owned him, the Retard and the Leprechaun took to discussing god knows what with each other.

Some people amaze.

Speaking of Katie, I love her, and we'd totally hook up...if she weren't a lesbian.

Story of my life...

Oh, went candlepin bowling today, too, might go ten-pinnin' tomorrow, we'll see...
Comments 
13th-Jan-2008 06:43 am (UTC)
My word...o_o
13th-Jan-2008 06:46 am (UTC)
I'm not good at discussing politics mainly because most of the Republicans I've ever tried to discuss things with flabbergast me with their blind faith in their party and their retoric. You get to the point where you're like, "No, no, no, I know what Dick Cheney said on Meet the Press...what do YOU think?"

"I think we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them over here!"

"No...I...fuck it"
13th-Jan-2008 04:05 pm (UTC)
I have a friend who is so smart..........very often I can't even understand what the hell he is talking about...... As he sits there and speaks directly to me......

He talks about light in lumens......and compares the light lumens......

So he is of course Independant..........
13th-Jan-2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
Republicans are so annoying. I don't know how they live with themselves. And what's worse is that Republican girls tend to be ridiculously attractive where I live.
14th-Jan-2008 04:40 am (UTC)
dont froget his comment when i asked him if he was too short to be a marine....."wait, arent you two gay??" lame
14th-Jan-2008 04:46 am (UTC)
yeah, that dude's a geeeeeeeeeenius
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