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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Holy crap... 
5th-Mar-2008 01:44 pm
Saltine
Just when you thought John McCain couldn't become any more of a giant tool...

What I want to know is who...who in his campaign could have POSSIBLY thought it would be a good idea to get the endorsement of the Worst President in American History?

Did any of you watch the press conference they held about, what, twenty minutes ago?

I, literally, wanted to reach through my TV and strangle him. The both of them, actually. The President, OUR President, the "Most Powerful Man in the Free World" has all the public speaking ability and manners of that class clown in sixth grade who thought it was awesome that he could make that fart noise with his armpit.

And was it me or would he not let McCain speak?

"And how to have a culture that respects the dignity of every human being" Is he fucking serious? Does he even pay attention to what he says anymore?

And he's "disappointed" in the conduct of some of the members of the press. Yeah, George, how dare those fuckers do their job of...I dunno...asking questions at a press conference.

Nine months, folks... Nine months...
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5th-Mar-2008 08:48 pm (UTC)
"The President, OUR President, the "Most Powerful Man in the Free World" has all the public speaking ability and manners of that class clown in sixth grade who thought it was awesome that he could make that fart noise with his armpit."

I am going to quote this for prosterparity!
6th-Mar-2008 03:19 am (UTC)
No, Bush has the same speaking ability of a four year old with a mullet and the mannerisms of Larry the Cable Guy with Down's Syndrome, only with fewer fart jokes.

Remember, a pregnancy also lasts 9 months! But at least when that's over with, you have something good to show for it. Yeah.
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