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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Some Updates~! 
1st-May-2008 03:35 am
Bite Me by DirkDigital
The most important one:

The May 23rd NLP show has been moved from Nashua back to Somerville, so make a note of that. Come, dammit.

Another thing I forgot to mention. On the drive home Friday night the cops were out in full force. I saw three cruisers, lights a-blazin, heading the other direction. And then, further north, were two cruisers and another car pulled over and a dude getting arrested. Awesome

The airport trip actually happened today, I just didn't go. I still had the stuff in my car from Sunday, though, so after school I had to drop it off on Mary's porch. Awesome.

Oh, it's that time again:

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I’m sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People’s Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn’t home so I called my girl
I asked her if she’d like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re taking each other’s pants off
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

- Jonathan Coulton

Alright...what else...

Man, I really want GTAIV, which is weird because I haven't played ANY of the previous games in the series except for on on the PS2 way back when they were top-down.

I also want to pick up No More Heroes for the Wii, and Professor Clayton for the DS.

I'm getting a $45 gift card to Circuit City, though, which I mentioned a couple days ago, so I'm gonna use that to get Clayton and then a CD or somethin.

The fan pad for my laptop shit the bed tonight. I think I'll do without until something convinces me I need a new one.

Tomorrow's the last day of this term. I have to take my video final, and pass in my western civ final, and I think that's it. I'm tempted to give my history professor an envelope, so he can send me my final and my paper, just because I want to see his comments on my paper, but I don't think I'm going to, because I don't want him to be able to get in touch with me to tell me that i need to do an actual paper.

I'm fuckin tiiiiiiiiiiiiired today

And I think that's it...

NLP, MAY 23rd, SOMERVILLE, MA

EDIT: Can't believe I forgot! It's National Masturbation Month, so don't forget to celebrate...I know I will

...I have no other choice
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