There was a conversation posed at SummerSlam last night that is impossible to recreate with mere text. The absolute hilarity and insanity of this conversation cannot be measured via regular means. All I'll say is that Steve has decided that he needs an animal posse to follow him around, led by a Navy SEALS-trained tiger named Rambo, who wears camouflage Kevlar, a peregrine falcon named Fucking Bird, a massive gorilla named Chuck Norris, a rabid dolphin, an Emu named Sal and a super cobra named Jack Bauer. Trust me, it's hilarious.
That is all