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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
23rd-Dec-2009 11:14 pm
I lost my fuckin Jawbone!

I am 96% certain that I wore it to work this morning, but since then it’s disappeared.

Not in my locker.
Not in my jacket pockets.
Not in my hoodie pockets.
Not in my pants pockets.
Not on the bookshelf here in the apartment.
Not on the floor around the bookshelf.

My last two hopes are on the ground in the parking lot, where I asked Sean to look when they get out tonight, and somewhere in my car, where I will look tomorrow when it’s light out.

If it’s gone I’m going to be pissed. i got a HELL of a good deal for that thing, and now it’s gone!

24th-Dec-2009 11:58 am (UTC)
"I lost my fuckin Jawbone!"
No blowjobs from you from now on then.........
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