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Adam's Top Ten Worst Current Wrestling Gimmicks/Storylines Ever 
14th-Sep-2001 11:04 pm
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Hey, don't knock it, it's my first wrestling post since I started this thing, don't complain. Anyway, here is my Top Ten List of the 10 Worst Recent Storylines or Gimmicks, or, The Top Ten Most Recent Wrestling-Related Things that have made me say "Oh God, ::HURK::"

10. Rock winning the WCW Title: It was only done to propel him back into Storylines after he left to make his Mummy Movie. If you've noticed, ALL of the Rock's angles, have revolved around a title, he's now feuding with Booker T, he's feuded with Stone Cold for both the WWF World and Intercontinental Title, he feuded with Ken Shamrock, ALL for a Title! Sure tells me something...

9. Kurt Angle & Milk vs. Steve Austin & Beer: I'm not talking about the first time, when Angle drove the Milk Truck into the arena, because that was creative, I'm talking about the second time Angle did the toast with the Milk, with The Rock, because by that time, it was old, and it looked rather foolish. I'm glad they did away with it and instead had Austin cry...

8. The WCW Themes: When was it decided that almost ALL the WCW Themes needed to start with the wrestler's catchphrase, from "Can You Dig It...SUCKA" to "Look Out! There's a Hurricane Comin' Through!" I'm just waiting for, "If I Could Be Serious For A Moment" and Heyman goes, "OH MY, IT'S LANCE STORM!!!!" in that overacting manner he has...

7. The ShowGunns: It was bad, you KNOW the bookers don't know what to do with two wrestlers when they pair them up and say, "OK, You two are gonna be angry that the WWF has been ignoring you and keeping you down, OK? Go!" It crashed Lo Down LONG before they made them wear Turbans, thankfully the WWF staff realized what a money-sucker Billy Gunn was and put him back on Jakked where he belongs...

6. Vince McMahon's Grapefruits: More specifically, when he was courting Torrie Wilson and she allowed Linda to catch him with his pants down. More of Vince than I ever wanted to see...

5. Bill Goldberg: From the supposed Unbeaten streak (ended by the GobbledyGooker before it even started, then officially ended by Kevin Nash "7,245,848,325,345,464" Victories later), to the return of the unbeaten streak, to the funeral that Lex, Poppa and the rest of them put on for him after they beat him at the PPV where Sid shattered his leg (ask Sean, he's got a clip of it he can send to you), all that man did was crap...

4. Evil JR: Any and Every Incarnation of this, from Fake Diesel and Razor to Dr. Death being his Boy, and putting up his own table at Raw, Bad JR is Bad for Ratings...

3. Pie: The Song, The Object, The Shirt, Strudel too, but ESPECIALLY the song, from WWF The Music, Volume 5. I have never listened to that entire song, I hear the Gospel singers at the start and say "AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH, GO BACK TO MOOOTORRRHEAAADDDD!!!!!!!!"...

2. "The Wind Beneath Our Ring": OH MY GOD, just two words on this one: Stephanie Screaming, cause, folks, that wasn't singing. The only Saving Grace to that segment was Angle and the Milk Truck

And the Number One Recent Angle, Gimmick or Storyline that made me cry in pain was...

1. Steve Austin's WCW Turn: Not the turn of itself, but how they explained it, "Vince, a hug used to mean something!" What??? He went to WCW because Vince hugged Kurt Angle...yeah...

Top Ten? More like Bottom Ten, see ya soon...
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