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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
What happened today? 
5th-May-2010 01:00 am
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  • 18:10 Every time I take a check from my parents my soul dies a little. I think I'm down to, like, 64% now... #
  • 18:18 The rain is coming. That seems about right. #
  • 18:37 @adamsessler Just bought Deadly Premonition after watching Feedback. Hope it's good. #
  • 20:20 Here's what I learned today: If you reheat shrimp in a toaster oven, accidentally let them sit for a couple hours, then heat them again... #
  • 20:20 ...they have the consistency of fried egg white. It was weird. Still tasty, but weird. #
  • 20:21 @DrewDesRochers Can't wait, love thunderstorms #
  • 20:23 @frankenroc Shouldn't that be @woot? #
  • 20:30 @Verdantjustice Really, Sean? ABC? #
  • 21:20 Thank you for your interest in Dick's...at this time, we are considering candidates whose...skills more closely match our needs... Fuck Me #
  • 21:20 Not even retail wants me anymore, I'm going to work at Old Navy for the rest of my miserable fucking life. #
  • 22:22 @brenteverett Oh...my...god #
  • 00:07 @nerdist I first read that as "Lies, Bitch, Estell" and thought Who the fuck is Estell? #
  • 00:18 Just experienced Jiffy Pop Blowout... #
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