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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
What happened today? 
18th-May-2010 01:00 am
Remember, to hear more about a tweet, just ask!

  • 12:11 @TheRealJayFox I'd love to, but I don't think you're in my jurisdiction #
  • 12:47 @CraigyFerg Happy Birthday, sir, hopefully one day I'm a cool enough hobo to go to your show. I'd love some chicken. #
  • 12:51 @MythBusters was it milk and orange juice? #
  • 13:24 Solve @WheelofFortune shopping in the big apple #
  • 13:25 @MythBusters One for two, not so bad #
  • 14:03 @majornelson Finally busted open my copy last night, wicked fun #
  • 15:08 @WWE of @WWECurtHawkins and @TheCurtHawkins which is genuine? #
  • 15:42 So I placed my delivery order with Smiley's 40 minutes ago. Google Maps says it takes three minutes for them to get here. WHERE IS MY FOOD? #
  • 15:47 Here's my food, 47 minutes after I ordered it... #
  • 18:09 Solve @WheelofFortune new york cabdriver #
  • 22:30 @wwe How is @IAmJericho on both your verified and imposter lists? #
  • 22:33 @iheds See, that just sounds like a fart joke to me... #
  • 22:38 Ask me anything. Seriously, I mean anything... formspring.me/TheSalzerEffect #
  • 22:45 @chance_greyson You were amazing on Ellen, I think you've got a real chance at success. All my best. #
  • 22:50 @paulandstorm Are your discs available at any stores or is it strictly an online thing? #
  • 23:51 Anybody want to buy a finicky Rosy Boa if we can't get this little shit to eat on a regular basis? #
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