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or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Tenacious D - Wal-Mart Style... 
2nd-Jun-2002 01:30 am
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At Wal-Mart we're not supposed to use foul language, however, I get these D songs stuck in my head...you know where this is headed. Take the D song, "City Hall":

Original Lyrics:
Lotsa times when Me and KG are watchin
All the fuckin shit that goes down at City Hall
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
yeah we should fuckin start a riot!
A Riot!

We got 'em screamin in the streets
We got 'em tippin over shit
and breakin fuckin windows of small businesses,
and settin fuckin fires!
And settin fuckin fires
And settin fuckin fires!

Obviously these lyrics are "inappropriate" for Wal-Mart, so I provide you with the Wal-Mart Version, which I created while watering some shrubs:

Lotsa times when Me and KG are watchin
All the stupid stuff that goes down at City Hall
We get the feeling we should mess stuff up,
yeah we should really start a riot!
A Riot!

We got 'em screamin in the streets
We got 'em tippin over stuff
and breakin all the windows of small businesses,
and settin lotsa fires!
And settin lotsa fires
And settin lotsa fires!

OK, so maybe it's not entertaining, but now you see how boring my job is!
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