1. Self Storage Whoever thought up the idea of Self Storage Facilities is the SMARTEST person in the entire world. Just the fact that someone could say, "I got it! Let's hold other people's stuff, and CHARGE THEM FOR IT!!!" "Great Idea, Charlie! I'll draw up the plans!" Tell me that he was not the biggest genius this world has ever seen.
2. Milli Vanilli When you're doing Karaoke, and you pick a Milli Vanilli song, how does that work? Do they play the lyrics with the song, and you mouth the words? Because that would make the most sense to me.
3. Fruit Estate In Newmarket, New Hampshire there's a place called Marelli's Fruit and Real Estate. I shit you not, Fruit and Real Estate. I don't know how it works, but it's Fruit...and Real Estate.
Now, for the News
MY COMPUTER'S HERE!!!! I'm so happy! Now I'm done with that piece of shit, I got this sleek new silver jobby. And I'm playing a DVD on it now. That's right, it's a DVD Player. It also has a CD-RW drive, which I really don't need, but whatever. It's a damn good machine.