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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Drivers and Runners 
27th-Sep-2001 04:55 pm
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Some people are stupid:

Drivers: I was nearly hit twice today, jeezus h christ, do they NOT see me coming?? I drive a small car, yes, but it's still a car! It's not like I'm the size of a squirrel. People just cut out in front of me like I'm not even there. Grrrrrrrrrr

Runners: What the hell is up with Runners?? I saw EIGHT of them today, and not ONE of them was smiling, that's 0/8, 0%, 0.000. Why do they run?? It's obvious that they get NO pleasure out of it whatsoever. I would never do anything that makes parts of my body move in ways I don't want them to, makes me hot, sweaty, and breathe funny, wait, that could be sex too, maybe I should be more specific...I would never do anything that makes parts of my body move in ways I don't want them to, makes me hot, sweaty and breathe funny, and is not in the privacy of my own home. There, that should cover it...
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27th-Sep-2001 03:17 pm (UTC)
So, never having sex in a stadium, ARE YOU ADAM?!?!
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