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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
10 People who think I'm Crazy: 
28th-Sep-2001 08:25 pm
1. My Girlfriend (She said to put her at the top of the list)
2. The Emir of Groovefunkistan (I once backed over his cat with a weedwhacker)
3. Tom Ford (Thinks I have Multiple Personalities)
4. Steven Michaels (And who would know better than him?)
5. King Waldo of Kajikikikikistan (Something tells me he would know crazy from glue)
6. The guy at the Waffle House (Try to pay for a meal ONCE with an Toys R Us gift card, they look at you funny forever)
7. That teller at the bank named Owen (So, I asked for change of a nickel, so what?)
8. Biff from Wal*Mart (So, I paid for my Game Boy Advance in quarters! What's wrong with that?)
9. George Carlin (And I've never even met him)
10. That guy who does the informercials (I've seen the way he looks through the TV at me)

This is just a SMALL Number! Don't even get me started on the people on the T!!

Wackaloons indeed, catch ya soon...
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