You will treat me as such...
Now that that's out of the way let's move on, shall we? To the Sacred Post-It of Anachronismia, which reads:
"Pregnancy," "Muffin," "F," "Rumble," "100-1," "1,000,000," and "Thumbnail."
[-] This is how long I've been compiling topics, alright, on May 31st a girl that I went to high school with had a baby, and it Freaked me out. Why, I don't know, but I really kinda tweaked. It was odd to me, cause she was a year behind me in school, yet here she is having a baby. I dunno, it's one of those things where I really kinda overreacted, as I have a tendency to do at times.
[-] May I make a comment about that Winnie the Pooh Quote that says, "If you live to be 100 I want to live to be 100-1 day."? I hate this quote for two reasons, ONE, it's completely selfish and self-aggrandizing, and TWO, it makes no sense. The only way that quote would make sense is if the two participants were born on the same day, so shut up.
[-] OK, Lifetime has gone over the top with the naming of their made-for-TV movies. There was one on the other week about a child molestor at a day care center and they called it, I kid you not, "Do You Know the Muffin Man?" For one thing, I know the Muffin Man, he lives on Drury Lane, which is nowhere near that day care center. And for another thing, the Muffin Man's name ain't Mike Y. so I highly doubt that HE was the one molesting the children. But think about this for a second, is that not the stupidest name for ANY movie? That's as bad as, if not worse then, Jeepers Creepers, which is no feat, let me tell you. No one thought it was possible to come up with a movie title worse than "Jeepers Creepers" and Lifetime TV comes along and says, "Hell, we'll call our child molestor movie, 'Do You Know the Muffin Man?'" Yeah.
[-] If you buy only one video game this year, don't let it be Aggressive Inline, for ANY system. The game is shit, plain and simple. They had it set up in the PS2 Kiosk in Software Etc. and in about 8 minutes Kirby had racked up 1,000,000 points. Now, you may not find this to be an amazing feat, however, there's a slight addition. He was playing one-handed. With his right hand only he racked up over a million points in under ten minutes. Top it off with the fact that I asked one of the guys there how many copies they'd sold since the game came out, "None" was the answer I got...hmm, wonder why?
[-] I've been told by a certain family member who shall remain nameless ::COUGH::Dad'sbrotherfromWoburn::COUGH:: that I use a certain word that starts with F too often in my posts, so from here on out, or until I forget, whichever comes first, whenever I feel the need to use said word I will instead substitute it with another word that begins with F. OK? OK.
[-] Nothing hurts like tearing your thumbnail on the rear ash tray of your car while trying to put it back in from the driver's seat. The thing is, it's not one of those pains that hurts right away, it's one where you go, "OK, what was that, ::looks at thumb:: holy crapola, OWWW!" Doesn't hurt until you see what you've done to yourself. And christ if it don't hurt after that. And it looks quite nasty as well.
[-] Word's going round that the 2003 Royal Rumble will be held at the Fleet Center. Dag nab I hope this one's true, cause that will be awesome. The Rumble is Sean's favorite PPV, and a personal fave of mine, so the two of us are guaranteed to have a pantload of fun that night, bar none. All we can do now is cross our fingers and hope.
So that's what I'm off to do, so long, three people who read this, so long.