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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
My tweets 
19th-Mar-2015 12:00 pm
  • Wed, 16:50: I have had @alyankovic's "Foil" stuck in my head for DAYS. It's glorious.
  • Wed, 21:04: Some things I will never understand: War, death, disease, why there are expiration dates on boxes of Girl Scout cookies... #PointsMe
  • Wed, 21:23: Finally watching #SNL40, why is Kanye lying on the floor and why does that woman have a poodle on her head? What the hell is going on?!
  • Wed, 22:36: The lead singer of Alabama Shakes has literally the biggest mouth I've ever seen. She also looks like Eddie Murphy in a fat suit in drag.
  • Thu, 07:51: #BeforeTwitterI had a much less complex understanding of how to shorten sentences to fit them into such confined spaces. @midnight
  • Thu, 07:59: #BeforeTwitterI never knew just how few people cared about what I had to say. @midnight
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