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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
My tweets 
11th-Nov-2015 12:00 pm
  • Tue, 12:06: I just backed Bring Back MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 on @Kickstarter https://t.co/flwtKszGaN YES! IT'S A REAL THING!!!
  • Tue, 23:40: I think I figured it out. Ben Carson is a vessel being piloted by a tiny alien inside the head. Hear me out...
  • Tue, 23:40: The alien hasn't figured out how to work the eyes and the mouth at the same time. That's why he always talks with his eyes closed.
  • Tue, 23:41: And it's a tiny alien, that's why he speaks so softly. It all makes sense, people!
  • Wed, 09:24: @pizzahut What happened to the location in Portsmouth, NH? Is it coming back? The closest location to me is now half an hour away! Help!
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