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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Something Interesting 
12th-Jan-2003 02:22 am
I bought some of those Crest Whitestrips just to try them and see how well they work, well, there's a warning inside the booklet that says this:

Do not swallow plastic strip.

That's understandable, they DO go in your mouth after all.

Do not get gel material in eyes.

Go ahead and read that again, you know you want to. That's right, it says EYES. As if there's some idiot, some yahoo, some yo-yo, who looks at these and says, "Well, my eyes aren't as white as I want them to be, sometimes they're all red and bloodshot. Hell, if these work on my teeth, they're SURE to work on my eyes!"

Yipes...just yipes...
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