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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Back at Emmanuel... 
13th-Jan-2003 01:38 am
and bored as hell, so it's time for a completely random list, so here we go.

16 Sure-Fire Conversation Enders:

1. Hello, my name is Michael Yusah, I'm here to babysit your children
2. Want to see some doggy porn?
3. So, tell me about your last adventure with backdoor fun.
4. Have you ever wanted to just get naked and run through a cactus patch?
5. Hello, my name is Michael Yusah, I'm the magician you hired for your kid's birthday party.
6. OK, enough about me, what about your weird foot fetish?
7. Am I the only one who finds Barney sexually attractive?
8. Hey, let's go eat at the Wheelock cafeteria!
9. Would you like to see my extensive collection of boogers that are shaped like presidents?
10.Hello, my name is Michael Yusah, would you like to see some *grin* pictures of my kids?
11. Get out the projector, we can watch a slide show of my last colonoscopy!
12. Who wants an audit?
13. Who feels up to returning to my abode for a marathon of Belgian chicken porn?
14. Anyone want to watch the entire first and only season of the XFL?
15. Hello, my name is Michael Yusah, let me adore and abhor you with a number of unbelievably terrible pickup lines and cheesy magic tricks.
16. Did you know that I have DVDs of every movie Ted Danson ever made?

With that said...I'm off to find my slide projector!
22nd-Jan-2003 07:41 am (UTC)
You left out one:

Hi my name is Adam Salzer, I am blind, bald, and obviously have way to much time on my hands. If you would like we can banter a while on pro wrestling, or cheesy game shows.
22nd-Jan-2003 12:34 pm (UTC)
You're right, that one usually doesn't work either, but at least it doesn't spend people running in fear screaming like, say, 1, 5, 10 and 15!
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