The first is another religious dilemma I have:
If the Bible is the word of "God" as written by the disciples and apostles...who wrote Genesis?
Second is a societal hotfoot:
When...WHEN did Black become the ideal race? Did I miss this memo? When was it decided that white young males were to now wear baggy pants oversized basketball jerseys and hats a size and a half too big for their heads, so that they fit down over their ears, OR so that they fit over the doo-rag or bandana they've taken to wrapping around their skulls? Oh, and you need to pierce your ear, too, hell, go for both, little golden rings, and those f(o)ckin pendants. Chains that big belong in the back of a pickup truck, and you don't need to wear a satellite dish around your neck. If they don't work on your roof, you're not gonna get better reception on your handheld DVD player with the thing around your neck. OK?
ATTENTION YOUNG BLACK WHITE MALES FROM THE AGE OF 14 TO 30:
You're white, you're lame, learn to play golf and listen to REO Speedwagon like the rest of us, OK?